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hand turkey

the process in which when you are four finger-fingering a girl and you take your thumb and rub her clit while making a gobbling sound at the same time.
"yo billy said you hand turkeyed that girl you met last night!"
by John Diack January 9, 2008
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hand-bag-face

Someone who is wringled and their face looks like a leathery hand bag
another case of hand-bag-face in the family
by Andrew- August 22, 2006
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hand-to-cock resuscitation

A medical procedure performed by busty nurses to alleviate all forms of physical and psychological pain in male patients by increasing the bloodflow to the penis using their hands.
Jim had lost both arms, one leg, an eye and six fingers in the accident. Realising how much pain he was in, Nurse Flanders came to his rescue, alleviating the pain via hand-to-cock resuscitation
by Susanna Katyn August 10, 2009
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hand sauce

male ejaculate; semen

Can also be used as a verb
"Yo dawg, sorry I couldn't text you back, I was making hand sauce."

"We were playin' Rocket League the other night and were just hand saucing the fuck out of those nerds."
by Shrekkin' Nerds August 21, 2015
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Hand job

What a man has to give himself when he really wants a woman to give him a blow job.
Wilma won't give head to Fred
So when he stretches out in bed
He gives himself hand jobs instead.
by hermes April 19, 2003
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hand-mouth dyslexia

noun: A condition in which one attempts to both say a number and visually represent it with one's fingers, yet the numbers are almost always accidentally unequal.
Samuel said, "Seeya at five," but only held up two fingers because he has hand-mouth dyslexia.
by Shayne Valencia July 28, 2008
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hand-mouth dyslexic

Noun: One who has hand-mouth dyslexia.

Adjective: Being in a state of having hand-mouth dyslexia.
1. Sam can't say a number and hold up the correct number of fingers at the same because he's hand-mouth dyslexic.

2. Sam can't say a number and hold up the correct number of fingers at the same because he's a hand-mouth dyslexic.
by Shayne Valencia July 28, 2008
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