pudding hammock

When you try to fart but instead you shit your pants

Jim had a pudding hammock during gym

by The8 November 20, 2015

will hammo

a will hammo is a guy who is fucking stupid and likes attention

omg that will hammo is so stupid

by Boreeeeedddddd June 7, 2016

Gravy Hammock

Slang for having runny feces trapped in (normally) whitey tighties.

I couldn't make it to the bathroom, so I ended up with a gravy hammock.

by jihadorbust April 8, 2016

Turd Hammock

When your ass hair is so thick it catches your turds.

Gotta shave my ass hair because I'm growing a turd hammock

by Kunnifcuckiff January 9, 2017

poo hammock

When you need to poo and dont want people to hear so you place some toilet paper in the loo to dampen the drop.

I dont want my boyfriend to hear me pooing. Why dont you create a poo hammock to catch it.

by Zer0cha0s January 19, 2017

dusty hammock

When you haven't had sex for a really long time.

I've nae had a ride in 10 months, I've got a well dusty hammock.

by Tiffany Diamond April 6, 2017

Bean hammock

A racist term that is suggestive towards people of Latino descent

God, look at those bean hammocks over there. Too bad Trump is sending them back to their taco shacks:

by Bigdaddychease May 31, 2017