fapple

The act of masturbating into a Snapple.

In some cases, a good fapple may actually improve the taste of Snapple.

by IridescentShadow July 14, 2016

Surprise Fapping

when you masturbate in front of a door that will eventually be opened

Tim completely surprised me when I opened the door and he was fapping. He was surprise fapping.

by sirderpalot July 3, 2012

flappalappadingdong

Niko's middle name. Derived from Caitlyn's brain.

Yo look! It's Niko flappalappadingdong Zerpopalopalos!

by Vicki February 8, 2005

fapplicated

When your friends send you applications non-stop, you've been fapplicated.

Bob keeps fapplicated me and it's so fucking annoying!

by beyoutiful1 December 13, 2007

frappuretard

any person(s) beliveing starbucks frappuccino's contain high amounts of caffeine, when in reality they contain just a hair more than a cup of tea.

starbucks customer: i'm so tired from last night, i need a frappucinno.

Matt: so Stupid.....
Drew: Fuckin Frappuretards

by drew herbick October 16, 2008

fappOr

someone who believes malpractice makes perfect.

Oh great, another fuggin' fappOr.

by Quietus November 10, 2003

fapple

The definition of faping into a Snapple .

eg: 1: Yo bro i just fappled my GF drink
2: no way dude thats awesome

by Boobs taste nice July 14, 2016