douchebag

An obnoxious, pretentious, self-important jerk who’s oblivious to their own ridiculousness.

John Edwards is a douchebag

South Park:
John Edwards: But I'm a psychic.

Stan: No dude, your a douche.

John Edwards: I'm not a douche. What if I really believe dead people talk to me?

Stan: Then you're a stupid douche.

by LivvyGrl December 23, 2011

Douchebag

Kanye West.

A douchebag totally disrespected Taylor Swift at the VMAs.

by vyexcel September 15, 2009

douchebagette

(do-sh-bag-eht) A gender specific tittle for the female douchbeag. Insult used to describe a female doucher.

Bob: I can't believe Tanya
Joe: Yeah she is a real douchebagette

by sueme17 March 29, 2011

karen the douchebag

That one person in your group of friends who everybody hates. If you dont think that there is a karen the douchebag in your group, its probably you.

Oh my god, karen the douchebag is coming! oh HEY kar! hows it goin' kar?

by stully August 9, 2006

Douchebagologist

The career occupation of douchebags united.

Your the most famous Douchebagologist, in the history of douchebagatry.

by Cory G. B April 2, 2008

douchebag comment

Anything 2 sense coming from a rude boys mouth.

After everything I say josh has to add his douchebag comment.

by kennedy nash November 27, 2009

douchebaggery

Shrewd efforts put forth by douchebags to undermine other men as a social utility.

In all of his douchebaggery, he becomes one.

by theGooge December 13, 2009