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Clusterfuck

A bunch of assclowns running around disorderly, stepping on each other's heads as they gather to the fuck-hall in which they engage in a humongous group-sex orgy.
1. The UN is a big clusterfuck
2. Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft and Wizardry is just a clusterfuck.
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003
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a group of specimens gathering together (possibly in an orgy-fashion)
by Bastardized Bottomburp May 21, 2003
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Cluster Fuck

1) When the pizza's in a conveyor oven in a pizza shop get backed up and start burning.
You better get those pizza's our or were gunna have a cluster fuck.
by demhem October 29, 2005
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1. To cluster-fuck someone is to, with the help of 2 or more accomplaces, gang-rape some unsuspecting victim.

2. Cluster-fucking can also take place on a concentual basis in which 3 or more people work together to violenty satify the clustee.
1. Holy badger-fucking shit, I was walking home last night and I was cluster-fucked by a bunch of horny mexicans.

2. Oh man, I was walking home through the park and I saw a bunch of horny mexicans cluster-fucking these 2 nuns, It was totally bangin'

3. Where have I been? Me and my horny mexican friends have been out cluster-fucking autistic orphans!
by Jimmmeh February 16, 2006
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A large assembling of useless identities that do not have any purpose other than to be annoying
Tom Brady thrwe into a cluster fuck of defenders but was lucky to walk away with an incompletion
by Coach Z June 4, 2003
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A complicated group of people who each, on a seperate basis, have engaged in sex or are with in two sexual degrees of separation from at least one member of the group.
Jamie fucked Tommy who fucked Sally who slept with Sara, who's been messing with Jamie. What a clusterfuck.
by Tom, Dick, and Harry September 19, 2003
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Term used by musicians when everyone is overplaying and the music turns into a wall of noise.
Jimmy wouldn't turn down his guitar, and Mike kept playing scales on the keyboard. It didn't sound like a song; it was just one big clusterfuck.
by Joe April 21, 2005
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