chemical jimmy

A condom lubricated with the chemichals used in a chemichal toilets, thereby ensuring that no std's can penetrate and infect the wearer.

Dude, that guys mom gave tom orbital burn last weekend, if you bang her be sure to use a chemical jimmy.

by knightofkrypton October 17, 2006

Chemar

Chemar is a person that is a snack but short and is very altheletic

I would want to ba a chemar

by Shinner ✨✨✨ June 18, 2018

My Chemical Romance

A pop-punk band in the early 21st century. Hits include: Welcome to the Black Parade, Famous Last Words, and Common People. Sadly, they broke up in early 2013.
Members:
Gerard Way (vocals)
Frank Iero (guitar)
Ray Toro (Lead Guitar)
Bob Bryar (percussion)
Matt Pelissier (bass guitar)

This is a truly amazing band. Similar bands include Fall Out Boy, Blink-182, You Me At Six, and Panic! At The Disco

"Did you hear that My Chemical Romance broke up?"
"Yeah, and it's such a shame. Fall Out Boy just got back together, too!"

by PatrickStumpFangirl November 13, 2013

Chemistry

Student form of torture. Tricks kids into thinking they are going to make drugs and bombs, but involves math and more math. Pointless unless you are going to be a chemist.

"Chemistry is the reason why i dropped out and killed my dog"

by sweetemotion09 June 9, 2007

Chemistry

1. A school subject that teaches how the elements of the periodic table react. Chemistry is usually associated with "blowing up" and "setting on fire", but its really squinting into a test tube to watch an underwhelming chemical reaction.

2. The connection between two people, usually in a relationship. The sexual aspect is usually more talked about.

Student 1: Oh boy, I'm gonna take Chemistry next year! That means i'll blow stuff up and watch things fume!
Student 2: No it's not. It's balancing shit and watching things make pathetic bubbles.
Student 3: THERE WERE BUBBLES?!?!?!?

I have good chemistry with my girlfriend in bed.

by ThatGuyOverThere2 May 16, 2010

my chemical romance

Just another band...seriously why do so many people have boners over these guys i mean i cant say im a fan of emo new punk shit but i heard them and they werent even catchy...WHAT DO U PEOPLE SEE IN THEM

MCR is another band crying their feelings

by batmansexystuff April 9, 2005

Chemistry

Also known as rape. The University of Arkansas defines it as one or multiple acts of terrorism against many college students, and often leads to the death of children...and GPA's. If confronted with this, know that nothing will save your soul.

College Kid 1: "Man, that Chemistry exam raped me..."
College Kid 2: "Mcdonald's here I come!!!!"

by Mangler Strangler October 11, 2011