Definitions by knightofkrypton

chemical jimmy

A condom lubricated with the chemichals used in a chemichal toilets, thereby ensuring that no std's can penetrate and infect the wearer.

Dude, that guys mom gave tom orbital burn last weekend, if you bang her be sure to use a chemical jimmy.

chemical jimmy by knightofkrypton October 17, 2006

orbital burn 

Orbital burn occurs when you are space-docking a nasty whore, and her gonhorea travels up the shit stream and infects your ass-hole. The ensuing burning sensation is known as the orbital burn.

I got orbital burn from your mom last night. Dammit.

orbital burn by knightofkrypton October 2, 2006

orbital burn 

A manuever preformed by a spacecraft to reposition itself while in orbit of a planet

The space ship initiated a three second orbital burn to align with the space station.

orbital burn by knightofkrypton September 29, 2006