cricket

Another racist term used to describe African Americans.

You hear all that chirping. God there is a lot of crickets here.

by Fidel1523 April 23, 2007

betty crocker

whilst f*cking a girl doggy-style, balance a plate with a cake on her back and eat it.

I was craving a slice of that birthday cake so we betty crocker fucked.

by The Iceman November 15, 2004

crotch cricket

That skanky girl at the office who sleeps around with everyone thinking that it will help her career.

Dude, I hear that Marissa is sleeping her way through the executive board. She's such a damn crotch cricket.

by forever rebel June 21, 2005

Chris Crocker

The New Christ a.k.a. The coolest video blogger alive. This dude not only has fabulous hair and millions of fans for you to be jealous of, but he is SMART and fashionable. He's a loyal Britney fan. So there. Be jealous. Go down some haterade and be a fattie. Chris Crocker will still pwn.

C: Omg, did you see the new Chris Crocker video?

C: YEA! HE IS AWESOME! I love his hairflip! Betch please!

by CALL ME, CHRIS October 3, 2007

cricketer

someone who habitually rubs at/tugs at their genitalia through the trousers in the manner of a fast bowler polishing their ball

dude i don't care how uncomfortable you are, stop tugging that thing about, you're not a cricketer!

by pete w February 29, 2004

Crocked

Crazy rocked. To be totally destroyed or completely owned.

Dude, I crocked my elbow so madcore style.

by B420 April 18, 2006

Betty Crocker

Something/someplace lacking real skill, ability or knowledge. Rookie-ish, Green, noob, amatuerish.

-This place is Betty Crocker.. Couldnt even get my drinks right!

-That team was Betty Crocker... couldnt even pass the ball!

-Its not Iron Chef.. Its Betty Crocker!

by MG1 June 21, 2006