dude cooter

(noun) a man's anus.

See dirt star or Ruby Red Star Fruit.

No, thomas, I will not insert my meat stick into your dude cooter. Go ask adam.

by tyrone the genie April 2, 2010

cocky cooter

Someone completely unconventional

She is not a cocky cooter

by Knowledgeable chick June 24, 2017

Jim Bob Cooter

Offensive coordinator for the Detroit Lions who has played an integral role in transforming the Lions into a semi-respectable NFL team. Best known for having the most ridiculous name in professional sports.

Troy Aikman: Jim Bob Cooter has done a tremendous job with this Lions offense, he's really turned this unit around.

Joe Buck: *giggles softly*

by Bassplayer6489 January 1, 2017

prime cooter

It's when a woman's southern area is as perfect as it gets. PRIME COOTER!

TaSheena has some prime cooter!!!!

by Axnx November 18, 2016

massive cooter

a large, rather stretched, often swollen and bruised vagina.

lisa has a massive cooter from all that throat poking she has been getting lately.

by andy123150r8 March 10, 2008

Snus Cooter

When a male (typically of swedish dissent) is performing cunninglus on a female partner and slips a snus from his upper lip into the folds of her labia and/or cervix. The mucus membrane of the vagina absorbs the nicotine causing a pleasurable tingling (or occasionally stinging) sensation, and pussy high.

Hey Byorn, I slipped Tone a snus cooter last night when I was piss drunk at 4 am. She is gonna have pussy cancer in a week because that shit was extra stark.

Hey Byorn, when Tone came home from hot yoga class last night she told me I had to go down on her before she took a shower, or she would punch me in the cock. I had to slip her a mint snus cooter because that thing smelled like a fish market in mid-July.

by SnusOrDie October 24, 2010

hoover cooter

Simple a vagina that sucks dick. A woman with skills using her pussy to massage and rythmically squeeze a penis like a milking machine on a cow's tit. A slut that (very well)screws everybody but you.

Dude, she is such an asshole. She uses you. How can you stand her. She's not that good looking, either. I don't get it. WTF?

(looking timid) Man, I can't help it. I got sucked in by the hoover cooter. I can't leave the most amazing piece of ass evar. It's like screwing a moist, hot, gentle vacuum cleaner. I'm numb.

by Pors Lynn Throne May 11, 2008