condom flush

A female that's only good for sex. Flush condom afterward.

Why you trying to wife up a condom flush?
She's condom flush material and that's about it.
How dare you call her a condom flush. That's misogynist!!

by John X Smith January 31, 2017

conborf

A fat larded Jewish bastard

That's a big ass conborf!

by LunarCell April 28, 2017

condocean

An ocean of condos. Condos as far as the eye can see.

We were following the Honda, but lost it in the condocean of look-alike streets.

by Jay Kay Kaleb June 7, 2018

condom

Something used to prevent creating little monsters like you.

Wife: "Babe, don't forget a condom. I don't want a little monster"
Husband: "Okay"

by BusBusBusBusBus October 18, 2018

Condom

Something that made me, oh that's why my parents say I'm a mistake

For example:
Her: Remember to wear a condom?
Him: Oh shit...

by Make_a_wish_kid December 6, 2018

Concord, NH

A place where many from Boston and NYC come to live when they want to get away from it all (while only being an hour from Boston and around 4 hours from NYC). A nice town with meh schools but great for 60+ age group. Concord is home to high property taxes and many high value properties.

Where are you retiring?
I’m retiring to Concord, NH.

by MilfordNH January 1, 2019

Condomint Slapstick

When you insert fine crushed mint leaf into a condom and you slap your hoe with it while she slob on your knob

“Hey babe want to try some condomint slapstick”

by Jinkerfuckendorf April 14, 2019