by y44 October 22, 2019
Get the Colin Opalka mug.One of the 3 Alpha gods, Colin is one of the strongest men to ever walk the human earth,
Most Colin’s have an iq from a range of 122-137 and is great and doing workouts, some of the workouts he is great at doing is Pull ups, push-ups, and bench press, Colin is also great at getting girls, Colin is a white man that has a height of around 5’10 to 6’1 which is average height and even though he is not super tall his muscles pay off for it, Colin is one of the 3 alpha gods sitting next to one of the alpha gods which is named either one of these names, Jack, Leo, Andrew, Ronnie, or Shane, And in the history books it says in the 1300s a unknown man named Colin conquered an entire empire all by himself, Overall colin is one of the 3 alpha gods and is great at almost anything.
Most Colin’s have an iq from a range of 122-137 and is great and doing workouts, some of the workouts he is great at doing is Pull ups, push-ups, and bench press, Colin is also great at getting girls, Colin is a white man that has a height of around 5’10 to 6’1 which is average height and even though he is not super tall his muscles pay off for it, Colin is one of the 3 alpha gods sitting next to one of the alpha gods which is named either one of these names, Jack, Leo, Andrew, Ronnie, or Shane, And in the history books it says in the 1300s a unknown man named Colin conquered an entire empire all by himself, Overall colin is one of the 3 alpha gods and is great at almost anything.
by Mdkfreft December 1, 2022
Get the Colin mug.1. Olympic Rock Climber.
2. Young Canadian Twink who is the progenitor of modern tightness.
3. Mathemical theory proposed to quantify pleasure and ecstasy, Clench=Bust².
2. Young Canadian Twink who is the progenitor of modern tightness.
3. Mathemical theory proposed to quantify pleasure and ecstasy, Clench=Bust².
by half a rat November 22, 2023
Get the Colin Duffy mug.Colin is a guy who puts everybody before himself, he’s thoughtful and caring, and there’s no other guy like him. He’s hella good looking and he can make you smile without even meaning to. He loves to make people laugh and have a good time. He treats girls with respect and any girl would be lucky to have him.
by Thegirlyouneverknew December 3, 2019
Get the Colin mug.Colin. Colin is just.... amazing. He’s the baseball player of the school. He wakes up every morning at 5:00 to work out. He walks into school looking like he just finished a photoshoot. When he’s writing, you can see his veins through his arms. He’s funny, smart, and the most charming guy you will ever meet. Everybody wants to be his friend. He flirts with all the girls. His girlfriend broke up with him, but he won her back. I know, he’s that good. You’re hoping Colin will some day ask you to the dance at the end of the year. All the girls are. Colin is the perfect guy, in all ways.
“Oh my god Colin just smiled at me! I think i’ going to faint”
“Colin, wanna be my partner for the project?”
“Yeah man, sure.”
“Colin, wanna be my partner for the project?”
“Yeah man, sure.”
by Burgundy-sauce May 23, 2019
Get the Colin mug.The sexiest man in the world he is an amazing person looks just so bloody sexy u can’t deny, if u know someone called Colin u now know he has the biggest willy in the whole intire world
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by I’m just too sexy🤷♂️ December 11, 2020
Get the Colin mug.The bland, mediocre, talentless, unfunny, and totally forgettable "Generic-Ass White Boy" who hosts that shitty news segment that nobody watches on "saturday night live". Looks like a reject from "The Book of Mormon" cast. While Jost is NOWHERE NEAR as talentless, mediocre, and unfunny as his mind-numbingly irritating predecessor, "jimmy fallon"; he is still extremely annoying in the sense that he is yet another prime example of a TRULY "C-Tier Entertainer" (at best) being undeservedly propped up in showbusiness by Lorne Michaels' & his INFAMOUS taste in bland, milktoast comedians. Basically, it's the same bullshit that ADAM SANDLER pulls for some of his more "talentless showbiz pals" — kevin james, david spade, rob schneider, etc.
HEALTH & SAFETY WARNING: Watching Colin Jost's "Bland, Uninspired, Limp-Dicked Comedy" has been known to cause PERMANENT impotence in male viewers.
by Squat Cobbler 187 October 29, 2023
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