Clam curtains

When a girl has alot of saggy excess skin on the outside of her vagina

Dude that girl i met last night had mad clam curtains

by B76B011 September 19, 2016

Frosted Clam

When you blow your load all over her pussy!

Paul gave his boss a frosted clam because she said he did so well in his performance this year.

by Clamer October 20, 2016

Clam Trumpin

When you go around grabbing all the fine pussy you can.

Paul and Chris had so much fun today going around clam Trumpin that they fought to see who would get the boss first.

by Clamer October 20, 2016

Clam Shelling

A medical procedure during which you put on a 15 lb lead cannonball shape module around your testicles to protect them from irradiation. While the procedure is quite cold and difficult to not pinch yourself, it is not that hard as long as you are not attempting to put your penis inside the module.

Patient: "Gahhhhhhhhhh. Phew, Nurse I swear to god this is so difficult, but I have finally completed the Clam Shelling!"

Nurse: “You...uh - you don’t …. uh … You don’t actually have to put your penis in it?”

by Fearfulcat November 22, 2015

clam pocket

Noun; Derived from the Latin: "Bearded Clam" And the low Geman "Muschel Tasche", clam pocket, is a versatile term used for a dish traditionally served on the second date of a burgeoning courtship.

See also: beaded clam, beef curtains, fingerhut, cave of wonders, baby cannon, vagoo, the pink castle, the Grandest Canyon.

"Aye, yo- I thought we had something special, when you gonna serve up that clam pocket???

by Soft shell crab tacos April 5, 2016

clam swack

Female version of a teabag

Sheila clam swacked Paul when he was trying to do a bench press.

by Gahs45 July 30, 2019

Clam Man

Someone who gets fired from their job for no apparent reason.

"Ah man did you hear about Lindsey?"
"No, what happened?"
"Total Clam Man dude, she just left"
"Good riddance, I hate her."
"wow dude uncalled for"

by xxXBosmanXxx April 1, 2019