clam chatter 

loud vibrating air release from a womans vagina.

During intercourse my girls clam chatter woke my parents up with a loud "ppppppffffffff pppppfff pppfff pff!!!"

quief queef kweef

clam chatter by BALLZ2DAWALLZ June 20, 2012

Clam Jammer 

a slang term for penis. the jammer of the clam. the clam being the vagina.

Steve's clam jammer is on the fritz

Clam Jammer by titanboy2793 August 27, 2008

clam chowder

Phrase used to indicate when a person is behind in a conversation between several people, and repeats something that has already been said without realizing it.

A: Hey, let's check out the show at the Riv.

B: Clam chowder! I just said that!

clam chowder by Nicodraxus July 5, 2006

Clam Jam 

When you give your friend a bad nick name so that boys don't talk to her and she ends up alone at the end of the night.

Boy: Hi. What are your names?
Friend: I am Sexy Bexy and this is my friend Steephy Queefy.
Boy: *walks away*
Queefy Steephy: You Clam Jam me every time with that nick name!

Clam Jam by Steephy Queefy April 2, 2013

Clam-diggers 

Some define this word as shpants. For those who do, you're fully wrong. Clam-diggers are those horrible pants that just look liek they are about 6 inches too short for you. Clam-diggers do not flatter anyone. Purchase a "What not to wear" book to confirm that clam-diggers do not flatter. See the real definition for shpants defined by Claire

Wow, I have never seen someone look so horrible in pants that are too small. What are they called again? Oh yes, Clam-diggers. Let's go knock that person down, take their pants, and creamate them.

Clam-diggers by Claire February 22, 2004

Clam Chunder 

A victorian phrase used to describe a vagina that is in poor condition or in a state of decline.

A phrase which is now rarely heard, simply because modern day sanitation and surgical procedures make true Clam Chunders obsolete.

The servant girl Jessica feared for the Queens well being after seeing her in the altogether whilst she took her monthly bath. 'The Queens snatch was certainly clam chunder' Jessica thought, as she tentatively poked a dead mouse in the eye for a bit of victorian amusement.

Clam Chunder by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin March 25, 2010

Clam Dam 

When a girl is blocked from doing scandalous things to a man. essentially the female version of Cock Blocking

Oh my God, Stephanie! Can't you leave me and Bobby alone and stop Clam Daming me!

Clam Dam by ShotBySuperman August 1, 2010