nipple boner

When your nipples get hard.

It's cold in here, I just got a nipple boner!

by flash dance hobo May 19, 2006

Anti-boner

The body's reaction to something so unarousing that the penis shrinks back into the body, as to move away from the thing. Usually accompanied by disgust and/or shock, usually caused by nuns in spandex.

That chick gives me anti-boners.

by lolmaster777 April 7, 2009

titty boner

The erection of a woman's nipples due to intense sexual arousal.

Ashley's thin bikini top couldn't hide the titty boner she got when she saw Jeff's buff physique.

by Romeo Foxtrot January 24, 2007

Stoner Boner

when you get a boner from smoking to much bud.
this is due to the fact that THC stimulates the hypothalamus which controls your drive to eat sleep and have sex thus
1)munchies
2)burned out tired feeling
3)stoner boner

mike was so high he popped a stoner boner right in class

by Jeff G. kjugiu October 27, 2010

Boner Breaker

Boner Breaker Is a term used for certain images, people, or objects that ceases a man's erection. Often said as, 'B-b-boner breaker!'

Chris: This erection is so good!

Simon: Margaret Thatcher naked..

Chris: Eugh! What?! My erection! It's gone!

Simon: B-b-b-boner breaker!

by Ferrik October 4, 2008

stoner boner

when you hit some weed thats so damn good, you pop a boner

last night i smoked some weed that was so damn bomb, i poped a stoner boner straight through my pants!

by killachronic August 28, 2005

boner garage

A woman who loves/addicted to sex so much she refers to her vagina as a boner garage.

boner garage

by KimboSplice69 November 20, 2013