Skinny Bert Newton

A special breed of human, can be found wining and dining birds in high class establishments otherwise he's usually running around in creeks like some regular old creek nigga, doesn't mind the send or a few nose beers when he gets the chance.

"Fuck me! Thats skinny bert newton!"

by shackwiz January 14, 2019

Ska-Bert

The act of stealing someone's handshake

Person 1: Hey nice to meet you *Attempts to give the person a handshake*
Person 2: Nice to meet you too *Goes to give him a handshake*
Person 3: SKA-BERT *Gives person 1 the handshake instead*

by Spazzzattack25 February 14, 2019

Fort Berthold

To get a girl pregnant and proceed to leave the baby with grandma, while you party

Yo, did you hear that Sam hand another kid? Whatttt, he pulled another Fort Berthold??

by creatoroffortb November 21, 2019

Big Bertha

The THICCCCCCEST baby to ever exist, a god in her own right and has her own "religion" (cult, the BBC's (Big Bertha Cult) of the world).
No one will EVER be as thiccc as she is , her creation is a whole month long celebration, we celebrate and thank the creator/ founder of Big Bertha and our "religion".

" Dude is that the almighty Big Bertha, the thicccccest person to ever exist ?"

by Big Brandi March 12, 2020

Bullied Bertha

When an extremely fat bitch is riding your hard cock to the point of it going soft and getting stuck, therefore having to be surgically removed.

The doctor said I was lucky to still have my penis because the bullied bertha almost took it for herself

by PPhil24 April 21, 2020

On Bert

Norbert that one dude who got unrightfully kicked from a skribbl.io lobby
Derived from "On God", the only exception being Norbert > God

Beta cuck: "Your girlfriend looks like my mom"
Chad: "On Bert"

by Chicken Lord May 26, 2020

big bertha

Big Bertha (2007-2021) was a beautiful blue Toyota Tundra owned by AP. The Tundra could be identified by its chipped blue paint on the hood and noticeable scratches on the doors- from Luna. This truck was known famously for its inhabitance of cones, stoners and drunks. Always the go-to vehicle for all those who personally knew Big Bertha, this truck will be forever in memory as a piece of our lives.

"Rest in Peace Big Bertha"

by clapgang June 13, 2021