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side bitch

A woman that is one level above a jump off but always a step below the wife, wifey, girlfriend. A side bitch must know her part. She does not get holiday's, birthday's (other than her own). While he may meet your family. You will never meet his.
A side bitch is a woman who will have sex on Feb. 1-13 and spend Valentines day alone.
by class09 January 31, 2009
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A "Bitch"

1 A female canine animal, especially a dog.
2 Someone who complains a lot.
3 A man considered to be weak or being a pussy.
4 Something very unpleasant or difficult.
5 A woman/man who is thoroughly disliked.
1 Hey Susan, hows your Bitch?
2 Is that all you do? You Bitch at people?
3 Dayum, youz a weak Bitch if you lost that fight.
4 -sigh- Lifes a fucking Bitch!
5 Dayum I hate that Bitch! She's A "Bitch" dude, off top!
by JellySickle September 21, 2006
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90% Angel, 10% BITCH!

The slang term for stupid, juvenille T-shirts which inscriptions are deliberately facetious. These shirts are typically "Made in China" garbage, pink, and adorned with rhinestones. The same term applies to feminist bumper stickers of the same breed.
Dave: I hate those stupid "90% angel, 10% bitch shirts."

Corey: Yeah, but at least you get an excuse to look at their 14-year old
tats.

or

Business executive 1: Let's see--our main demographic is slutty 14 year old hoochies who want to show their midriff, but don't want to put out.

Business executive 2: I know! Let's make size 2 pink T shirts that say SPOILED!
by Ted Wilde December 29, 2004
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Pit Bitch

Person on a BBQ Competition team or at a BBQ gathering who is charged with the important task of maintaining a constant temperature in the BBQ pit. This person may or may not be the head cook.
All we have to worry about is seasoning our meat and getting it on the grates. Our Pit Bitch will take care of the fire.
by Bigmista March 7, 2007
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Raggedy Bitch

A bitch thats always tryin 2 get over on the next person for their own personal gain or A bitch that plays the game dirty!!!
"What? That's all you going to give me? You raggedy bitch"
by Keephatinbitches March 9, 2017
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mazel tov, bitch

i.e. getting one-upped by someone

Me: Hey guess what I got a new LG env touch phone
One-upper guy: yeah well I just bought the new Google phone and it's better than the iPhone
Me: mazel tov, bitch.
by I am a happy guy September 14, 2009
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