check thyself before thy wreck thyself

also known as the 11th commandment, it is a sentence used when someone makes a fool of someone for something that also applies to them.

also a great advice.

many variations exist, like:

"check yourself before you wreck yourself"

or the more correct version of this one :

"check thine self before thou wreck thine self"

example 1.

ghost 1: - "man ghosts sucks"

ghosts 2: - "you know you're a ghost right?"

ghost 1: - "holy ghost! you're right"

ghost 2: - "check thyself before thy wreck thyself"
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example 2:

online scrub - "you're grammar sucks"

online proud fedora owner - " *your* check thyself before thy wreck thyself"

by count philosopher July 11, 2016

10 seconds before you go-go

This is the sexual act of teasing your partner for such an extended amount of time and just barely keep him from ejaculating. And when you think the time is right, you simply start having normal sex so he can't manage to hold it back for more than 10 seconds.

I don't know what to think...Stacy did the 10 seconds before you go-go on me, and now i'm neither satisfied, nor dissapointed.

by crazy_weisz October 19, 2018

nea nea before u get da whoppin

if you dont nea nea you get hit by a belt because you didnt nae nae

karl: nea nea before u get da whoppin

bedar: (nae naes)

by glothy October 8, 2020

Stack up before you stock up.

To prioritize earning or saving money over spending it.

Saving a substantial amount of money to invest.

If I want to get something nice for Christmas, I have to start stacking up before I stock up.

If you want to make good money buying shares, you have to stack up before you stock up.

by ErKTM November 19, 2021

seniors born before 1962 are now eligible for new hearing aids

you probably got this from an ad didnt you

you:seniors born before 1962 are now eligible for new hearing aids
some random dude:and...
you:idk didnt think id get this far

by hoiyah ur mum April 26, 2022

life flashed before your eyes

When a person is a few minutes away from death either to injuries, bleeding out, traumatic shock or to cancer, They remember nostalgic memories like the pie grandma baked or maybe the beach uncle and your cousin went to when you and your cousin were 12

Junko Furuta's life flashed before her eyes before ultimately bleeding out from injuries.
most people who died had their life flashed before your eyes

by igotitallHANDLED May 20, 2022

Put my furniture back before I beat yo ass

1. An expression a parent, guardian, or friend uses to tell another person to put down their furniture or there will be consequences

2. An expression people yell when somebody tries to hit them with their own furniture

1. John: *sees his child using a chair to charge at his older brother*
"Put my furniture back before I beat yo ass!!"

Child: Ok.

2. Fred: What do you have in your hand?

Justin: A treasure chest.

Fred: And what were you about to do with that treasure chest?
Justin: Hit you with it.

Fred: You know what you can do with that treasure chest?
Justin: What?
Fred: Nothing! Now put my furniture back before I beat yo ass!!!

by theblimpmaster23 July 19, 2022