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bear-sexual 

A person who is not sexually attracted to men, but would have sex with blackbear.
Man 1: “Are you attracted to men?”

Man 2: “No, except for Blackbear”

Man 1: “So are your bisexual?”

Man 2: “No, I’m BEAR-SEXUAL”

Man 2: *Proceeds to go through bear’s instagram feed, listen to do re mi on repeat, and curse Sydney Carlsson*
bear-sexual by eiwil June 14, 2018
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Bear Grylls

One Badass Irishman (he is not british) and is the host of Man Vs. Wild. He eats zebra carcass's and sheep eyeballs not because he is hungry but because he can. Bear Grylls is the reincarnation of our lord and savior. Les Stroud should be ashamed to even attempt to compete with this god of a man.
I just watched Bear Grylls swim 34 miles through the woods naked...yes the woods.
Bear Grylls by Hefftious Maximus January 6, 2010

Bear Paw 

When you take a tin of long cut chewing tobbacco and put half of it in your mouth. this separates those experinced chewers from the posers
Im about to go throw in a bear paw
Bear Paw by 990923 November 10, 2007

bear hunting 

Term used for drinking 40 oz. Big Bear malt liquor.
My homies and me went bear hunting last weeekend and went through a case of 40's.
bear hunting by neliam June 13, 2007

bear crawling 

The terrifying way Alma from FEAR crawls at you when your in an air vent.
OMFG ALMA's bear crawling me
bear crawling by Foor November 30, 2006