build a bear

The process of shaving your full beard and leaving the trimmings floating in the toilet bowl, at which point you use said toilet bowl to take a crap, thereby coating your feces in the hair which now resembles a stuffed animal that can be presented to your girlfriend or wife.

Hey honey! I went to build a bear today! Come check it out!

by kanute August 20, 2010

gay bear

A person betting on short positions.

Often working for hedge fund companies.

"Look at this gay bear shorting on GME"
"Yeah, lets ape in some more and get them tendies"

by KampfHamster March 19, 2021

Teddy Bear

A stuffed bear with glasses and a tie. Reminded me of my Colonel. I came in it.

Teddy bear.

Was he really gonna tell her that he loved her?

"I came in the bear."

by HeadKlansman June 18, 2008

koala bear

A sexual position in which the male is on his hands and knees and the female is latched to his underbelly with her arms and legs wrapped around the male.

I fucking koala bear'ed that bitch last night for hours.

by hapnnsas April 10, 2006

bear clit

a very large and very hairy vagina, usually found on very big girls that are ugly as sin

damn bitch you are huge! i bet you have a bear clit.

by phenompyrus April 20, 2004

pookie bear

a cutesy name given to a man.

Travis Lee Metzger is my pookie bear.

by Sarah Quackenbush November 18, 2007

drop bear

Australian tree-dwelling marsupial, found mostly in bushland areas, but also known to live in inner-city parks.
The drop bear is characterised by it's unusual defense mechanism - when the male senses danger, the drop bear glides or 'drops' down from it's perch and uses it's powerful hind spur to barb the enemy's eyes.

A drop bear landed on our tent while we were camping.

by jungle-scrapbook June 22, 2005