hooey balooey

non-sense, something improbable or irrational.

aka: bull crap

man: did yo eat my cookie
kid: no... ( cookie crumbs on face)

man: that a bunch of hooey balooey

by bunches of b.s. August 23, 2009

Goo Balloon

Fucking a girl with a condom, jizzing in it, pulling out and pissing, shitting, and spitting in said condom, then putting it in her mouth and clapping your hands together really hard on her face in hopes of bursting it.

I once served 6 months for giving a girl a goo balloon.

by bawss nigga October 31, 2011

Baloo

The name of a dog that likes to dangle his red dick, when he has the chance, he will rape anyone in sight.

"Dude that dog is such a Baloo, look at its sausage."
"I know right, I hope i'll never be alone with a Baloo

by Enemy_Pube November 4, 2013

Ballooning

When a person usually a homosexual blows air into an uncircumcised man's penis, enlarging the foreskin to resemble a balloon. Usually an act of foreplay.

Hey, did you hear that corey "Ballooned" brad last night! Yeah, I heard that they were "Ballooning" each other all night

by Biggietalls April 30, 2010

Balloon Popper

The vagina of a female dog.

I'd like to get me some fresh balloon popper.

by Sarc Mullivan November 10, 2008

Hot Air Balloon

Its like when you're making love... with your special lady friend and you stretch your bean bag over her cornhole and tell her to fart.

Last night I got the best hot air balloon ever. Veronica streched my bean bag over her cornhole and farted, it smelled like cheerios. I couldn't help but blow my load!!

by Table Top August 14, 2009

Balooewgh

exclaimation -
1. 'of course i do!'
2. 'hells yes!'
3. 'you bet your ass!'

'Hey man, wanna record some summer PSA's for SCAD Radio during the BBQ tomorrow?'

'Balooewgh!'

by Jeff Gill May 22, 2005