He's a fucking cunt, dickhead, and an asshole all in one. Probably fat and does some weird ass facial expressions along with the immense amount of cringe that comes along with him. Only come backs are "with your mom last night"
by Thatonedickhead April 24, 2017
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by brandondickbreath February 1, 2020
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by LordGanggyisdaddy February 6, 2019
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by theraldicktionary August 7, 2018
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by Bigboialex September 21, 2018
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Friend 1: All the girls are always going after him, why?
Friend 2: Because he's a Brandon
Friend 3: You know they say about Brandons?
All: Big Dicks and even bigger hearts
Friend 2: Because he's a Brandon
Friend 3: You know they say about Brandons?
All: Big Dicks and even bigger hearts
by Look at me bitch October 7, 2019
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