Tube Arse

The feeling you get after riding the tube or subway where you are walking round and you feel the need to wipe your arse because of a build up of sweat and moist bum dirt seepage. Often a safety wipe is recommended and the victim may leave behind a pale speck of bright brown tube arse.

"hey man, why are you walking so weird?"
"I have a bad case of tube arse i picked up on the way home from work, I better be safe with a safety wipe, have a date tonight"

by tubearse91 October 17, 2011

good arse

A comment made by a pearson who has just passed wind to inform those present of the event.
Similar to "more tea vicar".

Joe just passed wind and issued the obligatory good arse comment.

by looart March 23, 2019

A pain in the arse

A term to use when you find something hard to do.

"That coursework was a pain in the arse for me"

by Thomas Is So Smexy February 5, 2009

wigwam for a duck's arse!

It's an, I don't know..., or an I'm too lazy to think up it's name so I still don't know.. object.

Origin: Vancouver, Canada - 1960 something... still in use.

Hey grandad, what is that long pipe thing in the corner of the vacuum closet?

"It's a wigwam for a duck's arse!" Pia, god..

by ChinatownJoe May 17, 2010

meat from the arse

The foul smelling, moist material that oozes from the anus following a session of curry consumption or anal pounding. The texture is similar to heavily chewed meat, and smells like meat that has been used over several days.

Kelly rolled over in bed and passed wind, but much to Mike's disgust - it was followed by a mound of meat from the arse.

by Zonal K July 21, 2018

Slap arse month

Any lad/lass has a pass to slap every ones arse as many times as they what in October 😭😂

“Your our and some slaps your arse Cos is ya slap arse month”

by 1245756999 October 3, 2019

A one legged man in an arse kicking contest.

To describe a useless object or person.

About as useful as a one legged man in an arse kicking contest...

by hteb78 November 27, 2012