stinky nuts

A person that doesn't bathe regularly.

Jim is a stinky nuts. I don't think that guy has ever seen a shower.

by eddie January 13, 2004

nut check

An unexpected hit in the jewels.

Man, yout crzy dog just nut checked me. He's lucky I don't monkey punch him.

by P August 24, 2003

wing-nut

a total retard

why would that wing-nut stick his toungue to a frozen pole?

by m.chapman April 28, 2003

mindful nut

The big O that transcends reality.

She was meditating and masturbating simultaneously; resulting in an amazingly mindful nut.

by UD Hero December 24, 2017

what a nut

When your heart can't take it anymore and you're just like "What a nut". Used by multiple Alondra's and is used when someone is aesthetically pleased

what a nut dude damn

by rexatemDOughNUT July 31, 2018

trench nut

Swetty bollocks

Harry’s mum has trench nut

by Lisa Scott June 9, 2021

Nut of shame

The ‘nut of shame’ is when someone deeply regrets having sex with someone, or beating their meat to someone/something

“I regret ever fucking Tiana ugly ass bro, even though the head was fire I definitely busted a nut of shame”

“At least you didn’t beat your meat to her on facetime. Definitely a nut a shame.”

by lulbaby.c May 1, 2019