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virgin00b

A specific type of virgin: the 1337 virgin, which is usually redundant.
"d00d, the l4di3s l0v3 m3."

"Whatever virgin00b."
by danfromwaterloo January 26, 2005
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"___" Year-old Virgin

An insult directed to people, usually males, who haven't had sexual intercourse yet. The time when it actually becomes an insult starts with "18-year old virgin" joke and climaxes with the epic "40-year old virgin". However, after 40, the joke & the virgin become too sad to bring up anymore.
"Ha. "___" Year-old virgin.

***a Year later***"

Haha! 18 year-old virgin!"

***Six years later***

"Haha! 24 year-old virgin! Hahahaha!"

***Seven years later***

"HAHAHAHA! 31 year-old virgin!!!"

***Nine years later***

"HAHAHAHAHAH! Oh my god! 40 YEAR-OLD VIRGIN! HAHAHAHA!"

***A year later***

"Dude that's just sad"
by gr33kbo1 March 4, 2010
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Virgin Hangover

That feeling you get when you don't get enough sleep and you feel awful the next morning. Your stomach is naseous, your body aches, you have a headache and you just feel generally crappy. (No alcohol consumed)
Dude, I totally have a Virgin Hangover!

How much sleep did you get?

Not enough -_-
by Disneygirl513 November 18, 2011
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Virgin

An individual who have not participated in any form of genital intercourse.
Food products that have not been mixed or diluted
He decided to maintain the culture of staying a virgin through out the process of establishing his standing till marriage.
Virgin olive oil is more cherished than tainted or diluted olive oil.
She doesn't like having her food mixed together, she prefers it separated in virgin state on the plate.
by Kniyi A. April 21, 2017
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head virgin

A girl or a woman who refuses to have anything but oral sex under the pretense that she would like to keep her virginity or to maintain aura of innocence. See also blowjob virgin.
That girl I met at McGee's last night pulled a head virgin on me but I couldn't complain, she relieved me of my MSB in the car without having to ask twice.
by EvonB March 18, 2008
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the virgin

A sex act involving penetration through a jelly donut.
I had to wash my cool penguin sheets after performing "the virgin" on her.
by faggoth88 December 10, 2009
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Total Virgin

A Total Virgin is a girl who has had no, none, nada forms of sex. Not oral sex, anal sex, and definitely not sexual intercourse....if you are "2nd time virginity" girl--> you aren't a total virgin.
That girl is a total virgin; I don't know if she's even dated before!
by Hollabecca November 19, 2007
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