Sandy Vagina 

When somebody is cranky for a reason that does not seem to be sufficiently bad enough to bitch about.

"He got a really sandy vagina over getting a cold."

Sandy Vagina by Mike July 9, 2003

vagina 

vagina's can get very wet and can be very tight

Marie's vagina is very tight and always wet

vagina by moo1981 September 5, 2016

Vagina McGinestein 

a term used to describe guys too shy or nervous to talk to the girl they find attractive.

(from Harold and Kumar)
Kumar: Hey look it's your girlfriend...You actually gonna talk to her this time or are ya gonna be a fuckin Vagina McGinestein
Harold: (rushes into elevator and closes door before the previously mentioned girl can enter)
Kumar: Hey, hey, HEY.(door closes)...You're worthless
Harold: I'm not worthwhile.

Vagina McGinestein by D-Hart September 24, 2008

Vaginal Disco 

Using a vibrator or dildo that lights up in more than one colour.

"Joe couldn't decide whether to pop in the jiggle balls or have herself a vaginal disco!"

Vaginal Disco by sirbigtom December 26, 2007

vaginaldiarrheaosis 

(noun) stank pussy

Tim: Aye, you tap that?

John: I was going to but she had some vaginaldiarrheaosis going on down there. So i told her to use soap and water and to call me tomorrow.

vaginaldiarrheaosis by Kathy Ugowitz April 8, 2009

Vagina rule 

The one with the vagina can call said rule and win whatever is being debated. It can be called up to 3 times a day, 4 when it's a leap year, and can't be called more than once in a 2 hour span.

Guy: I love you more.
Girl: I love YOU more.
Guy: Nope.
Girl: Vagina rule! I win!
Guy: Damn it.

Vagina rule by DicksOClock August 13, 2009

Vagina Castle 

When you go to the beach and partake in frivolous activities such as rolling in the sand, swimming and possibly sex, and on your return home, you find that so much sand has accumulated in your vagina that when you squeeze it out, a perfectly formed castle is produced.

Victoria: You'd never guess what happened after we went to the beach!
Corinthian: What happened shawty?
Victoria: When I got home, I had an itchy fan, and I had a bath and when I got out the bath and stood up, there was a perfectly formed vagina castle!
Corinthian: A vagina castle?!
Victoria: So now my pussy is all clean. Fuck me!

Vagina Castle by Stephanie_Gomez December 12, 2011