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Northern Kentucky University 

Also known as "NKU", Northern Kentucky University is a school of 16,000 or so located in the booming city (ha) of Highland Heights, Kentucky.

A school that for only 43 years old rivals many of the state universities that have been around for 100+.

It is one of Kentucky's hidden gems.

Campus is made of concrete for the most part and is often referred to as the "concrete playground".

Traditionally, students have commuted to campus each day and don't give two shits about involvement. All of this is changing now with the growth in enrollment, campus buildings and constantly improving athletics program.

People of Northern Kentucky University like to brag about their national champion soccer team, the fact that Jay-Z was on campus one time, George Clooney went to school there for one semester and that one professor who is famous for caving or something like that.
EKU student : "What? You go to Northern Kentucky University? It's campus is straight concrete and lacking any color."

NKU student: "It's really not that bad; at least I'm getting a "concrete education" here. At Eastern, you'll be getting syphilis and alcoholic tendencies instead."
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American University

A college of about 6,000 undergrads in NW Washington, DC. American is consistently ranked in the Top 100 Colleges in the United States (currently #85 by U.S. News & World Report). It has students from all 50 states and 140 countries. Besides George Washington University it is the only university in America chartered by an act of Congress. You won't get your typical "college" experience here, as many students are off campus and involved in outside jobs, internships, etc. in the District of Columbia. American sports a small, though charming and beautiful, campus. Some of the students can be stuck up and talk about how they "got into Harvard, Georgetown, and Columbia, but got a full ride at AU", but overall most of the kids are down to Earth and friendly. Most everyone's politically active/knowledgable, and campus life is generally stimulating. It's a dry campus though, and the RA's/Campus Security can get God-complexes sometimes, so take a shuttle/10 minute walk to the metro and go to Adams Morgan or Georgetown on weekends. Generally though a pretty chill place to go to school.
"Dude did you know Goldie Hawn lost her virginity at American University?"
"Wait, what?!"

"Why does AU campus security have segways now?"
"I dunno, but I mean they're already packing it on, what good is obese security?"

University of South Carolina 

A school in a town designed for college kids. Within a mile radius, you can make a fake ID at Kinko's, buy a bottle of everclear at Greene's, mix it with a Sonic slushy, sell your plasma for bar money, and head to Five Points. From there you can get arrested, taken to the Richland County Jail and can walk to the football stadium for the game the next day if your friends don't bail you out in time. Whoever designed this college and city knew what they were doing. And whoever came up with the mascot -- well, wherever that person is, I'm sure he's still smiling about it.
Wow, I loved drinking in Five Points when I visited the University of South Carolina.

Google University 

The idea that you are an expert because you "googled it'.
Steve: Oh that dude thinks he's so smart. He must've gone to Google University.
Steve B: Or he could've just Binged that shit.

Minecraft Universal constant

It is a number not comprehendible by anything or anyone in this or any other universe

i.e 10^10^10^1.3134
The Minecraft Universal constant is the largest number known to man

North Georgia College and State University 

North Georgia College and State University decides to wake everyone up at 0645 and have an entire battalion Health and Wellness Inspection to catch cadets with random "illegal" objects.
Little Tommy Palmer was nervous when all MLC staff, of North Georgia College and State University, was in his residence halls inspecting his room. Little Tommy Palmer knew he was wrong by hiding his 5 cent lighter under his dustcover.

University of San Diego 

University of San Diego-a top 100 university in the greatest city on earth. Often called one of the most beautiful campuses on earth, it sits on top of a hill overlooking the ocean and looks like a castle with a huge church built in the middle. With a 2 to 1 girl to guy ratio (rumored to have the 2nd hottest girls ranked by Playboy) and just minutes from downtown San Diego and Tijuana, the location of the school is unbeatable.
Last night I went to TJ, got wasted and took the trolley back to the Gaslamp District, had a couple more drinks and somehow woke up in La Jolla.