michelob ultra dick

It’s slender, smooth with little to no veins when fully erect. The surroundings, balls included, are waxed clean to perfection.

Chad totally has a michelob ultra dick.

by HotSweatyLady January 14, 2020

the ultimate survival tool

A stupid ass shovel that I don’t even know exists

The ultimate survival tool is so idiotic

by Mozambique 🇲🇿 January 17, 2020

super ultra mega bestie

when someone is rlly tight with you but then leaves you for his/her bf/gf and then they come running back telling you they want to be close again but then they leave you again bc you called someone a name hehehhehe

You are my super ultra mega bestie.

by “friends” April 16, 2020

The Ultimate

'The ultimate' is the ultimate state of boredom where you decide to do all the letters forwards and backwards, then go diagonal backwards and forwards, then numbers forwards and backwards. Like so, qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqplokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaqwaeszrdxtfcygvuhbijnokmpl1234567890987654321

Asha: *sigh* im sooo bored
Starts to do 'the ultimate' on her laptop in class.

by Koffee_6251 March 8, 2021

the ultimate word

you'll never find it out

you will never know the ultimate word

by qpwjnsfvneiefufjaeiufhaeif December 26, 2021

Super mega ultra special gay

Someone who is unbelievably gay, to an ungodly level

Do you know max?
Yeah he's super mega ultra special gay

by Bovoloaeuib June 8, 2021

Perc 90 ultra

The thing that made quandale dingle’s mom pass away

Quandale dingle: “I put a perc 90 ultra in my mom’s kool-aid and she passed away”

by shardder May 14, 2022