let me touch you where your heart is

One direction's way of saying they want to touch your breasts.

"Let me touch you where your heart is" - one direction, temporary fix

by urapota July 16, 2021

Murphy's Touch

We all have heard of The Midas touch. In Greek mythology, King Midas had the ability - and the curse - to turn everything he touched into gold.

The Murphy's touch: Everything he touches turns into shit.

(As seen on Newsvine.com)

Boss: I'm giving the project to John.

Me: Don't do it, Boss. John's got a Murphy's Touch.

by Cipher-0 March 31, 2009

pee pee touch

This is usually a final request from someone who is desperate for sex.

Man: I'll pay you 100 bucks to sleep with me.

Stripper: Fuck no!

Man: How bout 10 bucks and you give me a pee pee touch

by zarreff March 20, 2010

Ipod Touch

A device capable of being an arrogant piece of shit with a mind of it's own while also being able to be the coolest ipod yet.

Jimmy: "Hey, my Ipod Touch has a mind of it's own. It's a bitch.''
Elliott: ''What do you mean?"
Jimmy: "Well, the other day, the internet kept turning on and off so I threw it and it started working again, but i still love it''.
Elliott: "Cool now i want one".
Jimmy: don't throw it too hard, or i guess we will have to call it Ifucked.""

by daddydoctor123 July 28, 2009

Drunk Forehead Touch

To place ones forehead gently upon random objects such as posts and shopfront windows whilst intoxicated until the desire to move on is met.

He is obviously drunk cause there he goes doing the drunk forehead touch on random objects once again"

by Big Boiiiee September 4, 2010

Ticonderoga Two-Touch

(n) An aggressive maneuver, when one "drops" a pencil (preferably a Ticonderoga #2), begins to bend down to pick it up, but then double taps the nutsack of someone else with a quick one-two combination of slaps.

Mike enjoys the Old Kennedy Cock Punch, but I myself prefer the Ticonderoga Two-Touch.

by Ray Kinsella April 13, 2011

pepe touch

When a opposing person gently rubs the tip of your pepe snout.This should make you go crazy.

I cant believe that prude girl gave me a pepe touch.My pepe snout must be sexy!

by genital love August 7, 2011