3 definitions by Stooster

I wouldn't touch her with yours

When a person (male)is so disgusted with the female that has simply walked by that the said person would not even have intercourse with her, even if he were to use his friend's penis

Oooft she's a fucken roaster, i wouldn't touch her with yours

or

oof she's a fucken roaster, ah wouldny touch her wi yours

by Stooster April 5, 2006

faether

scots version of father, the "ae" sound is necessary to give the correct pronounciation, say like: blazer for eg.

Yer maws got baws and yer faether loves it

or

I'm gonna get ma faether to burst you ya bawsac

by Stooster April 5, 2006

igna

short for ignaramous / ignorant, used mostly by those too fat and lazy to be arsed saying / spelling the full word

Whats happnin ya igna c*nt

by Stooster April 5, 2006