toolshed

a person who only talks about himself, the money he makes, and the shit that he does. basically he has no regard for anyone else.

jesus, aaron is a toolshed, someone should kick him in the face

by aaron p July 11, 2004

MAC Tools

Best brand of mechanics tools available for the money. More costly than store bought brands, but still has competitive pricing compared to other tool trucks companies.

"Don't buy Snap-On, just get MAC Tools because they have the same quality for 2/3 of the price."

by J72188 December 28, 2011

toss salad

refers oral to anal contact. Started as prision sex between men when no women where around. They used vasoline on one mans's anus while another performed oral sex pretended the man's anus was a women's vagina.

I heard you liked to toss salad while in prision.

by davidgonzales2 October 26, 2006

The Nuvy Ring Toss

When your girl has the contraceptive "Nuva Ring" and your dick is really small.While you are fucking her the ring slips over your dick like a ring toss. Hence, The Nuvy Ring Toss

I was fucking my girl last night and The Nuvy Ring Toss got me!!!

by Flabber Butt February 8, 2009

Saudi Arabian Tootsie Roll

You fuck a girl in the ass and she shits on your dick. Then you put it in her vagina pull it out and wipe it across her face while she sucks on your balls.

I just finished doing a Saudi Arabian Tootsie Roll with this bad bitch!

by iTheProphet November 29, 2011

Tootsie Roll

verb.
definition:
Done between 2 or more people; max 5.

To take the bottle of whatever alcohol you are drinking (wine, whiskey, vodka, tequila, etc) and take a swig and pass it to the next person as quickly as possible.

The next person takes a swig and does the same till it ends up back at you and you repeat till the bottle is finished.

Pausing is for pussies so get that shit into you right away.

Person 1: I got this 40 ounce of Jack Daniels but the movie starts in 5 minutes.

Person 2: Let's just go in guys

Person 3: Stop being a fag, let's just tootsie roll that shit

Person 1 take a mouth full and passes to Person 2, who take a mouth full and passes to Person 3, who take a mouth full and passes to Person 1; repeat till bottle is empty.

by Houseton July 1, 2011

Toss My Salad

The act of one individual to perform a rim job on to another, this act can not involve the use of tongue, but circular movements with one's mouth. And can be widely associated with a chocolate pudding.

Julia: Now, I've had some meat, i would like some salad please?

Peter: Fuck Yesss, ' Toss My Salad Biattccch'

by Da boy! January 13, 2010