Ting tong

Thai for stupid / idiot.

thai : i ting tong!.

english : you idiot!.

by Deexii September 21, 2010

Tango'd

also an early 90s term for slapping someone on the cheeks. derived from the tango advert in which a scary orange man goes up to somebody and does just that.

i am defining the word tango'd on urban dictionary

by one eyed milkman April 15, 2004

cat tongue

The rough tongue feeling one gets after eating too many sour or tart candies.

Sarah was suffering from cat tongue after eating a whole box of Sweettarts.

by kittenatheart July 19, 2011

tongue-jacking my shitbox

To have someone mess with your head.
-OR-
To exclaim udder disbelief.

Greg: "I just had sex with those two lesbians!"
Me: "Are you tongue-jacking my shitbox?!"
Greg: "Yeah, I'm just tongue-jacking your shitbox, buddy, I only had sex with one of them!" (laughter ensues)

by R8RFAN September 7, 2006

tongue bath

A bath given to someone with your tongue, licking them EVERYWHERE, even behind the ears and in the belly button. Exactly the way a lion would to her cub. Involves licking the sweat and stickiness of the other person.

I would tongue bath the fuck out of Austin Carlile after he gets off stage

by lickmebaby1moretime November 8, 2012

Tongan

People of Polynesian descent, from the Kingdom of Tonga. To distinguish a Tongan from any other polynesian group, just say "malo e lelei", if they answer back with "malo", or "malo e lelei", then they are Tongan.

Boy#1:Hey man, where you from?
Boy#2:I'm from The Island of Tonga.

Boy#1:Oh! So you are a Tongan?
Boy#2:Yup. Pretty much.

Boy#1:Malo e lelei!
Boy#1:Io, Malo.

by Tongan March 17, 2008

tongue-twister

Phrases or words that when repeated many times make you stumble and you can't say it:

One good tongue-twister is "rhubarb" - say it 5 times quickly.

Another is the classic "she sells sea shells by the sea shore"

by Adel7 December 28, 2007