stinky nuts

A person that doesn't bathe regularly.

Jim is a stinky nuts. I don't think that guy has ever seen a shower.

by eddie January 13, 2004

nut check

An unexpected hit in the jewels.

Man, yout crzy dog just nut checked me. He's lucky I don't monkey punch him.

by P August 24, 2003

wing-nut

a total retard

why would that wing-nut stick his toungue to a frozen pole?

by m.chapman April 28, 2003

Nut-shaker

A condition in which a man's genitalia quiver when aroused

That girl is so hot, she's a "nut-shaker"

by kpmac97 October 16, 2017

Whiffle Nuts

This is reference to the pungent discomforting smell coming from a males testicle area after a long night of partying or strenuous activity.

All of the girls couldn't figure out why it smelled like hot garbage at the bar, they realized it was Rob's whiffle nuts.

by Nipple Knockers June 29, 2016

sad nut

a sad nut is a term used for explaining whenever a person is so sad that they feel that only "busting a good one"
is going to get their mind off of the sadness that is slowly creeping into their soul

another name for this term is "depressive masturbation" but not many use it for it is way too long and also very TMI

hey man, Carly broke up with me so it looks like im busting a few sad nuts tonight lol

hey, im really sorry to hear that but also TMI dude..

hey fuck you.

fuck you.

*friendship ruined*

by bigtiny February 26, 2019

Nut of shame

The ‘nut of shame’ is when someone deeply regrets having sex with someone, or beating their meat to someone/something

“I regret ever fucking Tiana ugly ass bro, even though the head was fire I definitely busted a nut of shame”

“At least you didn’t beat your meat to her on facetime. Definitely a nut a shame.”

by lulbaby.c May 1, 2019