poop surprise

first, you take a massive crap on the floor beside the bed, and you have sex with your girl, as shes moaning and about to orgasm, you stop and pick up your shit and throw it at her, then cum on her leg giving you all the pleasure and her only the first half. then calmy put your clothes on and go play video games.

i would rather give her a poop surprise than to let her have a great time in bed

by crustynraunchy January 2, 2008

surprise party

MUST BE DONE WITH LIGHTS OFF! When a male pretends to have penetrated a female's vagina with his penis but in fact has inserted a life-like dildo (works best from behind). He proceeds to fake intercourse for a period of time, using the dildo all the while, and suddenly, falls off the bed with yell while leaving the dildo deep in the vagina. The male then turns back on the lights and yells surprise!

I threw quite a surprise party with your mom last night!

by mrs. harris November 6, 2007

Tuna Surprise

While performing oral sex on a woman, the giving parter spreads the labia and screams "SURPRISE!" into her vagina

I gave her the ol' tuna surprise last night

by Jboydabs March 2, 2015

Staircase Surprise

When you find out your girlfriend is pregnant and you push her down a staircase at a random time in hopes of giving her a free abortion.

Guy 1 : I just learned my girlfriend is pregnant! What do I do? I can't afford to have a kid!

Guy 2 : Sounds like it's time to give her a staircase surprise!

by Baby Box January 27, 2011

Surprise Juice

Lovejuice (usually male)

Mate, I just made the surprise juice on your couch.

by Matt September 26, 2003

German Surprise

A wake up call that involves evacuating bodily gasses in the face of sleeping partner, while shouting "Guten Morgen".

I totally gave that bitch a German Surprise this morning as she wouldn't make my damn sammich last night!

by stonedonajax October 2, 2013

Mung Surprise

When you place some of the leftover mung, from an earlier night's drunken activities in the cemetary, on to an unsuspecting target's food...such as a donut, sandwich, bagel w/ cream cheese, or pasta alfredo.

"Dude, when Rahul finds out there is mung in his curry he is going to flip out!"
"Thats why we don't tell him about his Mung Surprise."

by Newman July 26, 2008