I can life I swear

When you fall off your bike trying to do a jump. Completely break the bike to the point where the wheel falls off. And you lie to your parents about how it broke.

What did you do this weekend?
I can life I swear

by Big Yeet.com December 1, 2019

cookie the swearing chicken

A vocal buff Sussex chicken. Cookie's favourite words are expletives, hence the name 'Cookie the Swearing Chicken'.

She is also a chicken who jumps for food, is incredibly smart and loves to challenge humans.

Cookie the swearing chicken swore at me today when I brought her food.

by Starflyte the Chicken September 29, 2020

bro I swear this dude

Something retarded people say when they cannot respond normally or act like a normal human being.

Hey guys, let's go sit outside!
Bro I swear this dude

by hhhhhhh7 December 12, 2021

Its Lag I swear

"Its Lag I swear" is a term commonly used by hackers in attempt to trick others into thinking they're lagging.

"I'm not hacking, Its Lag I swear. I have bazillion ping"

by Another guy idk September 28, 2022

I will swear word at you

the worst imagineable words ever that could be said by a robloxian

robloxian 1: "i will swear word at you"
robloxian 2: "😨"

by theamazingnoob412 December 16, 2022

don't swear on god, swear on the devil cuz fck that ngga

basically what is just says

don't swear on something so holy grail and precious, swear on the devil cuz fck dat niqquh

1) i swear to god that niqquh wilin out for real
2) yo word he suttin else ma g but don't swear on god, swear on the devil cuz fck that ngga.

by princheska December 1, 2023

dat gurl gotta dic i swear

When u think a gurl a boy.

hey dat gurl gotta dic i swear. I know!

by wetblanket25 October 23, 2019