skunk

One who is dirty and retarded and yet still acts cocky even though he has no reason to be.

Ross -"Man look at christopher,"
Pete -"Yeah hes a little skunk"

Pete- "Come here you little skunk."

Christopher- Man why are you guys calling me a Skunk?

by Ross\Pete October 10, 2006

slunk

Slunk: a hybrid of the words sloppy and drunk. It is used to describe either a person who is so drunk he makes a mess of himself (ie. puking, shitting one's self, etc.) or sloppy in doing things one would normally be able to do (ie. pouring, and completely missing, "sum mo' drank in yo cup";or knocking over shit like everybody's drink on the table.

Person 1: Wow, Jon just shit his pants AND puked in the fish bowl and STILL has the energy to smash three full bottles of vodka!

Person 2: Jon is soooo slunk!

by alexjos August 27, 2006

skunk

SKUNK = A woman who becomes a SKANK (promiscuous woman) when DRUNK.

MIKE: Hey, look at that SKUNK over there! Maybe I can fuck her.

JEFF: No, that's NANCY. She's not a SKUNK. She's just drunk, and she likes to dance sexy, but, you'll never make it with her.

by Mike Pogo March 12, 2009

skunk

A female who is suppose to be an adult, and eventually acts and becomes insane/crazy/psychotic and stoops down to a 'high-school girl' mentality after her boyfriend breaks up with her. Then proceeds to make up stories in order to make him jealous or get him back, and also attempting to make her self look 'pretty' but instead makes herself look foolish and more ugly, and most notably her hair will look terrible (skunk hair).

famous skunk bitches:

Samantha G.

muthafucka 1:"Dude, bro, your ex-girlfriend is telling people she is pregnant with her kid? but i saw her partying last night? whats her deal yo?...."

muthafucka 2: "pfft. i dunno, crazy bitch needs to get off my nuts an leave me alone. See what she did to her hair? that Skunk hoe."

by itohead December 17, 2008

Shunkie

A person, usually female, of any socio-economic class, who collects shoes and keeps adding to their hoard, without ever rotating shoes out, donating or throwing away.

My wife never realized she was a shunkie, until at last confronted with the scads of shoes laid before her.

by Charlie5Bravo April 18, 2010

Muddy Skunk

The "muddy skunk" is when you have a black girl, prefferably 250 lbs or more, on all fours, then put a skinny, pale, white girl on the black girl's back and do both of them in the ass until a muddy trail connects the two.

skunk muddy muddy skunk

by mickeyskunk August 31, 2011

shunk

cross between shit and junk

that is a bunch of shunk

by Mark Forzano January 4, 2004