Holster your sidearm

Refrain from sexual advances, a.k.a keep it in your pants.

Quit grabbing her ass and holster your sidearm, partner.

by Kevinakkk December 28, 2008

on the slick side

secretly, occurring without most people's knowledge. often refers to a surprising trait or event.

I thought my teacher was really lame, but I found out she listens to mix tapes on the slick side.

by laineenola March 8, 2010

Side whore

Someone who takes all the sides from the table and doesn't leave any for anyone else at the table.

God Mary is such a side whore we had some KFC yesterday and she took all the mashed potatoes for herself. God she is such a side whore!

by Mr. Jesus November 16, 2007

Shebouygan Side-by-side

A unique game involving two male participants, facing one another, in which the players strapped their erect penises together with cinnamon dental floss(or some other fastening apparatus). The object of the game is to maintain your erection longer than your opponent. Obviously, homosexuals will have an advantage, though those of a high sexual fortitude may be able to overcome.

"That shebouygan side-by-side match was killer. Anthony lost his boner in less than 3 minutes. Scott was still rock hard and even spurted on him a little bit at the end.

by Dick Dazzler July 21, 2010

Sideboob

Sideboob, a very large sexy individual who is loving and caring. He also looks as he is a sideboob. His real name is Camden

SIDEBOOB I MISSED YOUUUU

by B4rney April 6, 2019

side hogan

When you get a view of breasts from the side, usually through an opening between buttons on a woman's blouse or the arm of her shirt.

The lady sitting next to me had a shirt on that was giving off some major side hogan.

by Ryan Hennessy October 17, 2006

Side Staller

A side staller is by definition:

side·staller ( P ) Pronunciation Key (sid*stllr)
adjective / noun / verb

A side staller is a person that enters a public bathroom and enters the stall directly next to another individual. Side stallers are usually the lowest class, filthy people in a corporate environment. Habitual side stallers are frequently targets of bathroom beatings and practical jokes.

Also can be used as a verb, as in "I got sidestalled."
"No, a sidestaller?" adjective.

"I hate that side staller, I'm going to give him a beating when he is not looking."

by Jake Cassidy May 23, 2006