shmadgango

The art of Shmadgangoing or to be Shmadganged - R.Simth 2.34

You just got Shmadganged/Shmadgangoed!

Shmadgango!!!!

by TurtleHeadSkid May 5, 2014

shaggy williams

To perform a rimjob on someone with an excessively hairy asscrack.

Jennifer: Last night's experimentation was not nearly as enjoyable as I'd been hoped.
Penelope: Why not? You're usually excited about trying new things in bed.
Jennifer: Yeah, but what I thought was going to be a normal rimjob ended up being a straight-up shaggy Williams. It was like rimming Bigfoot.

by HoneydewGlow May 8, 2014

shagglepuss

An excessively furry, elderly dog.

Romeo is such a shagglepuss.

by FartyArty July 1, 2014

Schmaggot

1.A maggoty smelling vagina.

2.A pair of crusty testicles

"Dude she had a horrible schmaggot"

"Man do I have a bad schmaggot going on down there"

by bad@zz mofo April 8, 2015

Shaggy

A monster hunter, someone who goes after super ugly girls for whatever reason, either desperation or laziness

dude 1: Hey shaggy how did you do yesterday with that fucking hog?!

Shaggy: pls no bully

by elchiferobravo October 9, 2015

shaggiddy

●sex on drugs no violence

●getting fucked the fun way making you fiddle while it lasts

●from the urban dict words:shag + giddy

She's stil la-la-la-la-la from from that shaggiddy she's got last night 'til sunrise.

by Lolo Ni Lala January 15, 2016

shlagging

shop-lagging
when you go into a store with either,

a) no intention of buying anything
b) no money to buy anything with
just to waste time (i.e. waiting for your friend/a bus/direct deposit to go through)

shlagging can happen unintentionally as well, if one intends on buying, but ends up not purchasing for any reason.

"I wanted that new phone, but they are out of stock, this turned into a shlagging trip."

by heartfuldodger August 6, 2016