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dusty spider

A complex and strenuous sex position. Few people have done it and few know what it is. The girl lies flat on her back and puts her arms over her head and balances on her palms (and fingers only if possible) with heels on the ground so that her back is elevated from the ground. The guy does her missionary style but his heels and palms are on the ground as well. All this is taking place in the dirt.
Showtime: Dude i just pulled the dusty spider with my girlfriend last night!

Executive: Wow you could do it?! My girlfriend and I couldn't. Thats crazy! And mind boggling!
by Easton and Clay September 2, 2007
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Spider Kiss

When a girl lays down on her back and swoop in and drop your dick into her mouth like Spiderman kissing Mary Jane, but with your dick.
Female: "I had such a great time spider kissing your dick all last night."
Male: "Whatever bitch, I'm busy and shit. Deuces!"
by Spyreman January 26, 2015
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Spiderman

Now you all know who Spiderman REALLY is!
by Venom April 3, 2003
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camel spider

A real-life head crab. These things are huge they jump at your face, scream and then eat you.
by Julian Mark Peter Bungard December 29, 2007
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spider button

if you imagine a round piece of soft flesh with the look of the eight legs of a spider all spread out from one central deep, dark brown point and ponder where we all love to plunge a finger now and then, you will know exactly what i am talking about. seepooper and balloon knot
The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout.
by g-love July 6, 2005
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spiderman'd

When you are doing your girlfriend in the ass, before the man cums he holds it in and spits on his girlfriends back making her think he came, then when she turns around the man cums on her face and yells "Spiderman'd!!!"
Dude I was was fucking Cristy and totally Spiderman'd her!
by Teh_Nite_Guy May 17, 2006
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Spider Cow

A Mythical Creature that is the cross between a Spider and a Cow. The Spider Cow instead of producing milk produces Kevlar out of its udders.
I wish Jeffery would hurry up milking the Spider Cow. I want to knit a vest out of the Kevlar he is getting.
by Dan11111112 January 8, 2011
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