spunk geyser 

A spunk geyser is when you pull out and fire a load across the room. Like Gracia...

Please get a towel, because Mark shot a spunk geyser down the hallway...

spunk geyser by Tcal November 28, 2015

spanky wank 

When a man spanks himself as he masturbates

Did you hear about jim trying the spanky wank? He said he couldn't sit for a week.

spanky wank by dievfksi October 10, 2016

spunk on my tits 

Says what it is really.

Jaz: Oh Bratcher spunk on my tits.
Bratcher: Well I'm mid stroking but, for sure. *screams like a whale*

spunk on my tits by Just a guy with a cock July 4, 2016

Spunk punch 

After you blow your load in to a comdom, you turn it inside out and smack your girl in the face with it.

I took of that used jimmy hat and spunk punched that bitch in the face.

Spunk punch by Chef taco May 24, 2016

Spunk-Lobbing 

Competitive Masturbation

"If they are gonna allow climbing to be an Olympic sport, then they may as well allow spunk-lobbing" - Owen Murphy

Spunk-Lobbing by Dessy C July 20, 2016

Spunk puppet 

Someone who is so unbelievably attractive you can't help but fill her full of spunk every time you see her

Someone who craves being full of spunk at all time

Spunk puppet: "I'm not on the pill"

Chad: "oh shit"
Spunk puppet: "fuck it just fill me to the brim I am your spunk puppet

Spunk puppet by af2 January 14, 2017

Spunkee

The recipient, whether male or female, of an ejaculation of seminal fluid from one, or more, penises to form a bukkake.

hey dude, I had the gnarliest gang-bang last night!

Oh yeah? Who was the spunkee?
Just this girl called Samantha, she really took it all on the face

Spunkee by Banterking69420 May 18, 2017