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Someone who is so unbelievably attractive you can't help but fill her full of spunk every time you see her

Someone who craves being full of spunk at all time
Spunk puppet: "I'm not on the pill"

Chad: "oh shit"
Spunk puppet: "fuck it just fill me to the brim I am your spunk puppet
by af2 January 14, 2017
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When you plan to go on a date in Folkestone and there's a likely chance of getting some poom poom so you book one of the Grand Burstin's £29 rooms.
Even if your date doesn't put out the room cost less than a standard round of drinks so it doesnt matter
He booked a tactical burstin because he thought she would put out
by af2 June 7, 2019
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