Definitions by af2

City Fool 

A person designated as the fool of a city. If a person commits a foolish act, they will paraded around the city in a converted ford escort disability vehicle for everyone to see

Oh look there’s Ashton being paraded around Canterbury in the City Fool Mobile

City Fool by af2 July 24, 2025

Tactical Burstin 

When you plan to go on a date in Folkestone and there's a likely chance of getting some poom poom so you book one of the Grand Burstin's £29 rooms.
Even if your date doesn't put out the room cost less than a standard round of drinks so it doesnt matter

He booked a tactical burstin because he thought she would put out

Tactical Burstin by af2 June 7, 2019

Spunk puppet 

Someone who is so unbelievably attractive you can't help but fill her full of spunk every time you see her

Someone who craves being full of spunk at all time

Spunk puppet: "I'm not on the pill"

Chad: "oh shit"
Spunk puppet: "fuck it just fill me to the brim I am your spunk puppet

Spunk puppet by af2 January 14, 2017