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Snowstorm Shake 

To complete a Snowstorm Shake one must
start by separating himself from the girl and
inexplicably pelvic thrust, gyrate, and twist the knee
in a disturbing manner until the girl least expects it.
Pounce on her, put on snow goggles, thrust, and just
before climax pour baby powder into ones hands and
make it snow at climax by throwing powder into the air
creating a falling snow effect while pulling out and skeeting
on the girl and laughing at her because she doesn't have goggles.
"Hey Octavious when was the last time you did the Snowstorm Shake on that fat broad Quaneisha?"
Snowstorm Shake by Yonelle February 11, 2009

Fifty shades of chicken 

The act of shoving pieces of cooked chicken into your ladies vagina, and eating it after her orgasm.
"I did the fifty shades of chicken to my girlfriend last night"

Comey Shake 

When you are forced to greet some one who you know is an absolute turd but are compelled to greet them. Like taking a big bight a stinking shit sand which -Usually in a formal or official setting.
I had to greet my ex wife's husband at my daughter 's graduation. Knowing that he is a turd on several levels , and wantes to be as cordial as possible I extended my hand out for a COMEY SHAKE from a safe distance , but got pulled in.
Comey Shake by #42KO May 18, 2017

Wisconsin Truffle Shake 

A modern-day interpretation/improvement of the standard blumpkin.

This includes:
1.Taking a shit.
2.Recieving oral fellatio.
3.Chain smoking a joint.
4.Talking on the phone with the Dean of Science at Harvard about the insufficient amount of evidence in the recent experiments disproving the theory of evolution.

5.Playing COD.
6.Sniffing a line off the girls tité.
7.Toeing a girl.
8.Analyzing Einstein's theory about quantum physics and photoelctrons’ effect on energy inupt/output.
9.Drinking hat with Jack Daniels.
10.Listening to Bethoven No. 7 Symphony, A minor.
11.Double boges behind thou ears.
12.Watching an educational TV program about the lifestyles of a fajet.
Minister: As the Minister of Education I believe that we should modernize our sexual education curriculum to include the concepts of contraception, abortion and, of course, the Wisconsin Truffle Shake.

Gym Teacher: I agree! We need to educate our children about the new modern culture. And how FUCKED those Wisconsin people are.

Memphis Milk Shake 

To engage in a Memphis Milk Shake is to titty-fuck a lactating woman.
I wanna give that MILF a Memphis Milk Shake!
Memphis Milk Shake by Bungo Pony November 14, 2007

shutter shades 

1: A pair of glasses which, rather than having lenses, they have horizontal plastic strips going across, which defeats any purpose of the glasses, they come in a variety of different colours and are worn by mostly either scene kids or rap kids.

2: Cunt goggles
Guy with shutter shades: Hey man, got these new shutter shades today, don't i look good in them

Me: No, they make you look like a fucking clown.
shutter shades by twisted fingers January 13, 2009