Cincinnati Ape Rider

The act of Eat choa Maine and shit on the floor and wait for girlfriend to arrive. When does, she will ask "Brian why u shit furiously all over the fucking living room?" Then rko that thicc ass onto the floor and relive harambe's act by dragging her across the floor through your shit until the police show up and gun you down. You have successfully recreated harambe and break up and death at same time

I'm going to commit Cincinnati Ape Rider

by TastyBurger October 16, 2019

Ghost Train Ride

Coined by the Escapist’s Yahtzee Crowshaw (best known for his Zero Punctuation series) is a 3rd person, single player, narratively driven story game that aggressively railroads the player through set pieces that move through the ebb and flow of “Queue” (the player is usually walking or platforming through a section dedicated to low times and story narration, during this time collectibles are found in deviations from the set path), “Thrill” (breaks Queue’s calm by inserting “tense, action-filled” glorified cutscenes that will ask you to either hold the stick in a certain direction for a certain amount of time, press some QTEs, or avoid obstacles in a set route.), and finally the “Gift Shop” (post Thrill, occasionally post Queue sections usually some sort of combat area, most likely arena focused where the player must kill all the baddies in a set area before the doors open to the next area, usually paired with a upgrade tree to not only tick a box, but to give you a grain of spice in your combat soufflé, never largely changing the core combat system)

The newest in the Uncharted series is just another in the series of Ghost Train Rides

by Colgrave November 28, 2021

Do Not Ride Snake

When a video game gives you an explicit warning to not do something because something REALLY BAD will happen if you do. The ultimate goal is to pique the player's curiosity enough to make them do the thing that they've been told not to do, just to see what happens.

"Do Not Ride Snake" is from the infamous rage-inducing game "Getting Over It (With Bennett Foddy)."

Near the end of the game, there is a very long snake in the air, and a sign above that says "DO NOT RIDE SNAKE" in big letters. The snake is positioned in such a precarious place that it is very easy to accidentally fall onto it. If the player "rides" the snake, it will take them back to the very beginning of the game.

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 7, 2022

ride the bullet train

when you could do one of two things: either face the consequences or put a gun to your head and snuff it.

Joey: What do you think I should do?

Frank: Well, you could either go to jail for 7 years and do your time or ride the bullet train.

by TonyTheAnt January 12, 2007

ride up

Refers generally to a condition in which one's pants, skirt, or underwear gradually slide up the legs/hips/waist, often resulting in a major wedgie if left unchecked. Can be caused by suspenders, poorly-fitting clothes, shifting positions while sitting, or exercise.

Seeing Gretchen's skirt ride up her fat cellulite-infested thighs reminded me that I had to pick up some cottage cheese at Safeway on the way home from work.

by Nick D August 16, 2004

Sweet Ride

An automobile or otherwise that is worthy of praise. The experience found when cruising in said vehicle is extremely pleasurable and braggable.

Man this 93 camry is one sweeeeet ride baby.

This beamer's a sweet ride.

God this razor scooter's a sweet ride.

by Kenneth Grogan September 27, 2005

ride me like a rodeo

(I actually found this term in a Craigslist ad)

a) the phrase a gay man will use in a Craigslist ad when he specifically wants anal sex from another gay man

b) what a straight submissive man might say to his yang when he wants her to just sit on his phallic organ and ride herself to orgasm

yo baby, ride me like a rodeo definition b)

by Sexydimma November 23, 2016