Reverse jizz

An expression to be used solely at times of utmost revulsion.

When a concept or notion is so horrifically revolting that the traditional courses of nature are reversed; thus forcing any ejaculatory fluid that would otherwise travel out of the penis, back up the unfortunate organ, causing extreme pain and discomfort for the sufferer.

Douchebag 1: Dude, that chick's so ugly I just reverse jizzed.

Douchebag 2: Ya, I totally feel your pain man. Just last week I walked in on my Dad engaging in sexual congress with a piece of patio furniture D: ...it totally made me reverse jizz. ಠ_ಠ

by BrewBrewXx April 18, 2010

Reversed Traditional grip

In drumming, instead of the left hand using an underhand grip, the player uses the underhand grip on the right hand and overhand grip on the left hand. Predominantly used by black Drummers

Dude, you're grip is bass ackwards"..."No it aint, shit, I'm using reversed traditional grip"

by Bilboa September 4, 2010

Reverse Fonzarelli

While your girfriend is giving you a blowjob(you must be sitting down) lift your thumb into the air and swing it over her back and into her ass and yell AHHHH like FONZIE

REVERSE FONZARELLI is the newest bedroom party trick the definition speaks for its self

by blacktoothsmile1313 October 22, 2010

Reverse Cosby

The act of drugging someone so that you don't have to have sex with them

"Hey, did you hook up with that chick last night?"
"No, I got a huge headache on the way back from the club. Had to pull a reverse Cosby"

by Waavvves September 13, 2016

Reverse Nut

A monumentally malicious that causes male genitalia of all witnesses to immediately suction.

**Yogg-saron pyroblasts your own hero 3 times**
"I think I just reverse nutted"

by The Corner Curator August 21, 2017

reverse porch pirate

The act of going directly to someone's place of residence and leaving them a package, rather than sending it through the mail. The contents can be anything from a glitter bomb to a legitimate gift.

I'm bored and that prick who stole my lunch last week isn't home, so I'm gonna reverse porch pirate him with my cat's used litter.

by blue_heart February 14, 2023

Double Reverse Wax Job

The art of waxing your bosses personal car while also waxing his knob. Patented by the Slammin one.

Guy1: I wonder how that douche got that huge promotion? He's a freaking idiot.

Guy 2: Oh shit you didnt hear? He gave the boss a double reverse wax job... appearently he's pretty good at it.

by Team Total Penetration April 23, 2012