queef

a wet vagina fart that doesnt smell, but sounds hysterical

Rob : Whats that smell? You fart?

Krystal : Nah i queefed.

Rob : O, well whats that smell.

Krystal : My vagina smells like stank fish.

by Spoimez June 26, 2009

Queef McBeef

When a vagina poops.

To make a Taco Bell Chalupa, one must use one pound of Queef McBeef. Mexican.

by BobbyFlayMcBeef November 4, 2009

Queef Machine

Another name for an automatic air freshener. This device makes a squirting sound when spraying out beautiful smelling goodness(aka queef) every so often depending on its settings. You will need to get queef refills as they don't last more than about 3 months.

You would say thank you queef every time it sprays its great scents. "Did your Queef Machine just go off? cause it smells some good in here!" " Yes it did my good friend" "Thank you queef" Man I need to run to Walmart to pick up some more queef, she's runnin out.

by kswin January 18, 2011

dolphin queef

When a girl queef's in water and it sprays water out like the air hole of a dolphin.

Dude that girl totally dolphin queefed on my face

by stretchamoe October 18, 2010

queef

An audible expulsion of air from the vaginal canal not necessarily associated with sexual activity. Women who've not kept up on their Kegels can experience queefing after any activity that opens the vulva and canal. Standing on her head (in yoga) or doing bicycle kicks while lying down. In other words, anything that lifts her ass above the rest of her.

The bikram yoga class was interrupted by thunderous bursts of queefing when all the women stood up after standing on their heads

by cornwallisfritter January 6, 2010

tyrannosaurus queef monkey

when you slap a midgets ass and it diarrhea's all over your body.

i smell like shit i did the tyrannosaurus queef monkey.

by gedkghngkjjnhgijh April 29, 2009

queef

When the lips of the vagina play paddycake as it expells large quanity of air.

My girlfriends pussy played vaginal music as she queefed.

by Chris March 1, 2005