Pooter Cat

A cat without a permanent name. VERY annoying. Has a dirty infected butt hole that its owners never clean.

Pooter cat has several names: Keke, Punkin, Cheeto, Cat, Kitty, Stupid, P.C.

by Pooter Cats Room mate November 1, 2010

Posterity

Posterity (noun): the ease of masturbation without searching through a whole Facebook or text conversation to find nudes.

Did you just save the nude snap I sent you?!
Oh, don't mind that, just recording it for posterity.

by Papawoot June 28, 2019

porter fetish

when you like or have feelings for a crazy ginger, and or having sex with a ginger.

slut: yo i just fucked Josh
bitch: but he's a ginger!
slut: ya i got a major porter fetish

by mynameisnotlisted August 18, 2011

Pooter Scooter

The action of rubbing a mans penis between a womans legs while she kicks one leg, like shes on a scooter.

Also known as: "Putting Mayonnaise on The Hot Dog" or "The Banana Rubber"

OOOOHHHHHH POOTER SCOOTER!!!!

Ryan: "Your grandmas lips are so big, she gives a mean pooter scooter"
Everyone: "Gross"

by DickBurns May 6, 2014

porter

A clumsy fuckhead who always makes the most stupid mistakes. A real thicc child. Also a real cutie who gives mad head. A porter's clumsiness is enhanced when their first name is Matt.

Guy1: "oh damn! I spilled my beans all over the floor"
Guy2: "bro that was such a porter move,"
Guy1: "I know I'm such a porter"
Guy1: "I still get bitches tho"
Guy2: "No you don't."

by porterlover123 February 11, 2020

pooterskooter

1. v. to procreate
2. v. an expletive often combined with a noun

Synonyms: fuck

1. I pooterskootered your mom last night.
2. Pooterskooter you.

by Jeramiah Schwertzman September 27, 2005

Pooter

See stanker;
A stinky hiney hole. To poot is to make stink juice slide out of your stink hole.

Quit pooting in my drink!

by Dan Sullivan April 5, 2005