porterlover123's definitions
A clumsy fuckhead who always makes the most stupid mistakes. A real thicc child. Also a real cutie who gives mad head. A porter's clumsiness is enhanced when their first name is Matt.
Guy1: "oh damn! I spilled my beans all over the floor"
Guy2: "bro that was such a porter move,"
Guy1: "I know I'm such a porter"
Guy1: "I still get bitches tho"
Guy2: "No you don't."
Guy2: "bro that was such a porter move,"
Guy1: "I know I'm such a porter"
Guy1: "I still get bitches tho"
Guy2: "No you don't."
by porterlover123 February 11, 2020
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