Porch Spam

Unsolicited junk mail flyers and adverts that litter your doorstep.

"I'm stepping out to get a burrito - cya in a bit."

<opens front door, triggering a rain of glossy cardstock all over the porch>

"Aw man, fucking porch spammers!"

by captain manly December 5, 2012

porch ninja

a lazy ninja

a ninja who is to lazy to get off the porch is a porch ninja

by a lazy ninja October 26, 2013

Porch Life

Porch life is basically a bunch of punk ass kids who hang out smoke and drink well siting on the porch

punk1. yo boy's lets porch life it up

punk2. yah man im so down

punk3. "porch Life"

by porch_life_president420 January 16, 2015

porschauy

THE BEST PERSON EVER!! If you ever meet a porschsuy which is really rare you are lucky because they sre cute n funny

Omg I met a porschauy at school and almost died

by angela12345678910111213141516 May 12, 2014

porchbutt

When someone's butt is so large it can be used as a shelter for small people

She could shelter three children under that porchbutt

by Lyricalroger March 4, 2015

Porch polar bear

What blacks, Mexicans, Indians, Asians, and any other race call white people sitting outside trying to enjoy their day and socialize.

Look at that family, it's not uncommon to see a porch polar bear or five way down in this part of Alabama this time of year.

by Solid Mantis September 14, 2016

Poochalytics

An complex and elite fantasy football computation involving an uncanny intuition for players, a colossal knowledge of the game, and a swag that can't be tamed.

Joe used poochalytics to consistently make his friends sad on Sundays.

by Poochiewallie October 17, 2016