poor boy

A young lad usually ranging from the ages 12-18 whoring himself to young lads of both sexes. This of course making him not such a poor boy due to costs and inflamation in the economy and boy beef. Newspaper boys, usually taking the roll of a poor boy, make time to become boy whores who will soon sell themselves other than papers. Also known as laddy meat a poor boy will become known throughout his hometown and by the legal age of 21 will become a man whore often being ugly perhaps with the face of a bastard cat.

The poor boy blew hard!

by Bob Hester February 13, 2004

Poor Man's Fudgesicle

A sexual maneuver involving scatophagy. To perform the Poor Man's Fudgesicle the male participant must first vigorously fuck their partner in the ass (enough so that the anus is temporally widened to the size of a gaping hole. *as seen in various hardcore pornography*). He must then withdrawal his phallus and take a large shit in aforementioned 'gaping hole.' Next, he proceeds to reinsert the phallus into the now shit filled anus (This step may be repeated until desired amount of coating). Finally the phallus is removed from the anus and inserted into the mouth of the willing (or unwilling) partner.

The other night I was fucking Brittney and she wouldn't stop bitching about getting her some food, so I gave her a Poor Man's Fudgesicle. *High-fives friend*

by Brittney Meeks December 15, 2007

poor hitter

A person (usually a male) who has a freaking hard time finding a girl that's not out of her mind OR one who suffers from OCD of some manner.

"Dude, I am such a poor hitter. in the last three dates i've gone on, all the ladies have been freakin' crazy!"

"That sucks dude, for you anyways. I don't care."

by walruschild December 31, 2008

Poor-balance beam

Any object a drunk person must use to maintain balance such as a light pole or fire hydrant

Joe often uses the street light outside of the bar as his poor-balance beam after a few too many

by f4nt4st1c1234 October 13, 2008

poor man's chrome

Mazda cars, as opposed to much more expensive cars like Lamborghini, Maserati, etc.

Don't talk to Eddie about Maserati. He can only afford poor man's chrome.

by pentozali July 15, 2009

podoley

A common last name that originated in england.

Julianne Podoley is really pretty and sexy and hot.

by omgjuliannepodz August 7, 2011

podworthy

an adjective that can potentially seek to define the meaningfulness of one's life, or the worthiness of what one individual may deem important enough to spend their life engaging in.

that sunset was truly podworthy

by easilydistr May 14, 2011