michaels phone

its gone

hey guys I totally Michaels phoned my phone

by Grimace's son January 12, 2018

Phone Job

When a girl figuratively sucks your dick over the phone by using words that cause you to climax.

Ex. Hallie was so impressed by John's guitar that she gave him a phone job.

by Sakura Clicker February 2, 2018

Buxton's Phone

The imaginary phone you have with you when you forget your real phone.

Buxton's Phone is created each time reach for your phone despite the fact it's not with you. It vanishes the moment reality returns you to its terrible clutches. It is extremely lightweight, portable, undetectable by any modern technology, and waterproof, but unfortunately not compatible with any carrier or battery charger.

Bobby repeatedly reached for his Buxton's Phone every minute for two hours after leaving his real phone in his "sexy pants".

by The Great Bozahn November 2, 2011

phone favor

A task requested by a friend that was immediately resolved by using their smart phone.

Friend via Text: "Can you send me John Smiths phone number?"
Reply via Text: *file sent for John Smith*
Friend via Text: "Awesome! thanks for the phone favor!"

by MikeyVanMan January 31, 2015

phone footsie

Flirting with someone at your table by secretly texting back and forth with your phone in your lap.

Hey you two, stop playing phone footsie and listen up. I have something important to tell you.

by Jimetha April 27, 2014

phone hoe

Someone who stays on the phone constantly, ignoring those around them.

Savannah is the world's biggest phone hoe!

by Star Blaster May 24, 2016

phone hobo

1. Some one who has lost, or is in the process of replacing, their phone and has to borrow other peoples phone.

2. Someone who leaves their phone home when going out with friends to save their phone minutes by using the friends phone.

Mark was a phone hobo over a week while getting his new phone through work.

Jeff is such a phone hobo! Every time we go out his phone is back at his apartment - cheap ass!

by Ms. Noush May 6, 2009