addictive personality

ever been obsessed with a tv progrmme, band or drugs?
you have an addictive personality,
this doesnt mean people are addicted to you,
even though, may i add, you are looking smokin' hot tonight.
NO. this means you get easily addicted to things,

you may spend 90% of your time obsessing over this.
but dont worry, well actually do!
having an addictive personality can be good or bad.

good: if you get a job you are enjoy, you will be so passionate about it you will get right to the top.

bad: it is certain you will become a heroin addict, sorry!

man: yo girl, will you blow on my wind intrument

girl: sorry i cant i have to blow on my other wind instrument, the oboe, i just cant get enough of it!

man: woowww girl, you have an addictive personality

by manbaby2 May 28, 2009

Obese Person

A big fat fatty with the head of a ratty and if they fall on you, you'll go splatty.

Non-Obese person A - Look, an obese person.
Non-Obese person B - SHUT UP! They'll hear you!

by No I'm Not Serious January 09, 2020

perfect person

someone who is sweet, caring, there for you, beautiful both inside and out, smart, brave, and just pure amazing. They seem like an angel sent from above but thats just who they are. they may make a few mistakes but they own up to them and take responsibility. they are perfect

"Hey you know Fred?"
"Yeah what about him"
"He's always so nice and sweet and just a down right genuine guy"
"Ya, hes a Perfect Person"

by qwerty13! May 18, 2018

Brown Person

People with brown skin, usually from the MIddle East, South Asia, or Latin America but can also included dark skinned europeans such as Italians and Spaniards.

Nasrif: Yo, I'm from Pakistan so I'm not white but I'm not black either.

John: Yea, so your Brown Person.

by drdash July 16, 2008

short person

A person from another planet called short place

I am a real short person.

by THESHORTPERSON May 09, 2018

Fourth Person

When you make a statement referring to yourself in the first and third person at the same time. Perfect for Jekyl/Hyde types, wolfmen and superheroes.

Merl: "I don't think Merl appreciates it when you talk to him

in the Fourth Person."

by Mathusum March 29, 2010

the best person

the person who is the best in the world ever

Amanda is 'the best person' in the world ever, Gavin is not

by GavWHUFC March 27, 2008