poodle

Shark bait.

Poodles are good for nothing but shark bait.

by AmyLeigh October 30, 2008

Standard Poodle

A dog resembling a cotton puff and nothing more. Some people might use it as an insult ... but such people usually prove to be unintelligent and socialy inept-- refer to asswipe for further reading.

How much is that standard poodle in the window... the one with the waggling tail?

by Jodi Silver May 27, 2005

pooter cooter

A pooter cooter is slang for the female fowl genitalia. This is due to the fact that they only have one hole to do two jobs.

Hey bubba, did ya check out the size of that pooter cooter on that wood duck you shot?

by Gopher74 January 2, 2009

poodle

One who is a complete wuss; prissy.

a) He won't go into the moshpit because he's a poodle.
b) That poodle only shops at the most expensive stores.

by Thuggalette February 9, 2004

pooted

The state of being trashed beyond anything you can imagine. You are in another world, where everything and every place has become a sandbox in which you wish to play. You will not remember names.. faces... or anything for that matter.; A blacked out state in which you do not plan to function in what society may consider normal, or even inebriated. You do as you please without conscience, morals, or anything coherent for that matter.

I am so pooted right now, please get a camera and watch me make love to this cactus; Dude is that your sister? I'm so pooted I'm going to pick her up from middle school tomorrow and she is going to have my kid in 9 months.; Robbie was so pooted last night he made out with your girlfriend, twice, and then those twins from puerto rico.

by TheOnlyErik October 27, 2007

Poodle

A word that can be used for any living breathing thing. Can be degrading or complimentary depending on tone of voice.

Also a longer version of the word poo.

-Poodle***
-Hi my sweet little poodle head*
-Dont go in there... I had to poodle.

by Melangie February 5, 2010

poodle

a nice way to call a woman a whore. instead of using bitch, try using poodle, they will love it ;-)

i want to bang that poodle
check out those poodles down the street
lets go out poodle hunting
phoschizel all over the poodle's face

by bustix April 19, 2006