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michaels phone

its gone
hey guys I totally Michaels phoned my phone
by Grimace's son January 12, 2018
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phone-faggot

When a guy becomes so enamored by his phone, he begins producing estrogen.
Mike: Where's Kenny?

Dave: He's outside talking to his phone-faggot buddy, Bill.
by BigN_Tasty January 21, 2016
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Phone sweat

The sweat that collects on the side of your face after a long call on your cell phone. Usually much worse with flip phones than sliders, blackberries or iPhones. Results is a slightly disgusting hand wipe after your call ends.
I was on with HP for 90 minutes, and when I finally got off I had phone sweat all over the side of my face.
by Synon July 12, 2011
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Phone vulture

A person who spends the entire day waiting for a phone call, usually darting their eyes to the phone every few seconds to see if it would start magically ringing. Like a vulture, whenever someone else would like to make a phonecall or receive one, the phone-vulture screams at them to "keep the freaking lines open", and on most occasions rears up to attack.

For cellphone-users, people usually look at the screen every two minutes to see the time, and check their inbox for any unread text-messages.
Fred: Did you see how Jenny was waiting around the phone like that? My grandmother is calling today and she won't let me use it.

Carol: Oh, yeah. She had a one night stand with Tom and he's supposed to call her. Of course he never will, but you know how much of a phone vulture she can be.
by Red_Stump August 25, 2009
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Who was phone?

oK so basicaly its like this. youare at a friends house for like the night or watever and then you guys are making out on the couch (yeah!) and then like.. her dad calls on the phone and says “no i she likes it more if you use the other hand… yeah” and your alllike “oh dude your dad is trying to give me advice on how to diddle you” and then she’s like… “i don’t have a dad..” or whatever… but what!? WHO WAS PHONE?
Person one: so this person called me yesterday and sai-
Person two: but then... Who was phone?
Person one: Richard my dads dead
Person two: Who. Was. Phone.
by Who was phone February 26, 2022
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future phone

a future phone is a phone that connects to the internet, takes pictures, plays music and videos, and basically does all that stuff that we used to use computers for
an example of a future phone is an iphone, duh
by aborted_robot April 23, 2010
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phone diaper

When the teacher was out we made phone diapers cuz we were high and didn’t feel like having a threesome
by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx February 12, 2019
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